Concerns Raised After Revelations That Local City Girl Doesn’t Own A Single Pair Of White Sneakers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Betoota's French Quarter has this week been subject to a dramatic intervention.
The cause for consternation comes after friends and family of Bridget...
Real Estate Agent Asks Plastic Surgeon Whether He Can Just Weld AirPods Straight To His Ear Canal
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
As one of the Diamantina’s most in demand cosmetic surgeons, Dr Tom Tucks gets the satisfaction of seeing his best work...
Report: Reckless Binge Drinking Absolutely Fine If There’s An Activity Involved
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe notion of people in their late twenties retiring to bed by 9pm isn’t necessarily true, as more people are simply evolving their...
Young Liberal Quits Membership After Discovering Proud Father ASMR
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactStaring at his computer screen as a single tear rolls down his cheek and into his partly opened mouth, local man Anthony Edmondson-...
Woman Trying To Find Answer To Very Specific Topic Thwarted By Reddit Blackout
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman who heavily relies on Reddit to help form opinions on very specific topics has been thwarted today, after a quick Google...
Bloke That Can Name Both 2009 Origin Squads Struggles To Inject Himself At Harry Potter Trivia
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
A bloke that doesn't know the purpose of the quaffle in a game of Quidditch is proving to be pretty useless...
Hungover Grub Rocking Nike Sock And Slide Combo To Servo Not Quite Pulling Off The NBA Tunnel Fit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTA local bachelor has flaunted his best attempt at an NBA tunnel fit tonight as he heads to a servo to...
Local Big Spender Takes Inspiration From US Debt Ceiling Deal And Orders Another 4 Credit Cards
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact
There is a keen political observer from Betoota Ponds who also happens to love shopping. And it is this love that has seen...
Dad Casually Loads Family Chat With 262 Childhood Photos
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA local dad has proved to his family he is feeling a bit sentimental today by loading up the family chat with about...
Brissy Stockpiling Golf Clubs For Controversial New Olympic Event
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTWith the Bris Vegas 2032 Olympics within a decade's reach, the brown snake has begun stockpiling gold clubs ahead of a controversial event...
