CSIRO Confirm Kids Who Pretended To Shoot Themselves Up With Pacers Are All Bonglords Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA groundbreaking new study has confirmed what many had long suspected: the kids who used to stab their arms with pacers have, almost...
Anti-American Vandals Torch Geography Teacher’s 2001 Chrysler Neon
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A Green Road State School teacher's car was set on fire overnight in what authorities believe was an act...
“Eugh That Was Such A Filler Episode” Says White Lotus Fan After Notable Lack Of Depraved Sex Acts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A White Lotus fan has been left deeply dissatisfied with the latest episode of the hit series, citing a troubling absence of depraved...
Channel Country Ringer Has All He Needs For The Next Few Weeks Or So
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A jackaroo some 120km west of Thargomindah has told The Advocate that while wet, he is prepared and ready...
Woman Gets The Major Ick After Learning Her Date Actually Posts on LinkedIn
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA local woman has revealed she immediately got the major "ick" after learning that her date actually posts on LinkedIn.
Clara Chen (25)...
Local Man Wonders If Any Of His Mates Would Enjoy A Cold Schooner Of Piss This Afternoon Or Are They Too Limp-Wristed Like The Albanese Government’s Response To Chinese...
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A local business strategy consultant has today extended a casual invitation for beers while also calling for an immediate...
Local Woman And Dog Bond Over Matching Anti-Anxiety Meds
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACTA local woman has taken her human-canine companionship to new heights after discovering that she takes the same anti-anxiety medication as her...
Local Woman Confident A Simple Change In Geography Will Erase Years Of Unresolved Personal Issues
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA Betoota Heights woman who thinks moving to a new city will magically solve all her problems has unfortunately failed to realise that...
Girlfriend Of Powerlifter Loving Surge In Air Quality Since This Whole Egg Shortage
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTIn news reminiscent of the pandemic, certain pockets of the country have been enjoying a welcome change in air quality levels,...
You’re Stuck On A Flight For 10 Hours, Who Are You Sitting Next To?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactA woman boarding a plane has found herself facing an impossible choice today, as she tries to choose which empty seat she will...
