Teal Voter Now Regretting Her Decision As Liberals Replace Morrison With A Refreshing Moderate
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As former Treasurer Josh Frydenberg today concedes defeat to an Independent teal challenger in Kooyong, the Liberal Party has officially lost their next...
Report: Let The Backstabbing Begin!
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Anthony Albanese has been sworn in as Australia's 31st prime minister, with the Labor taking control of the Federal Government takes power after...
Tasmanians Actually Quite Relieved To Not Have To See Another Fucken Politician For Three Years
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As the Federal Elections comes to a close, locals to the southern island confirm they are looking forward to being forgotten about again...
Bloke Who Wanted Australians To Drain Super To Buy Homes Now Quite Unprepared For Own Retirement
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Independent Zoe Daniel has claimed victory in the once safest blue ribbon seat of Goldstein, the first time a non-Liberal MP has been...
Albanese Makes Himself At Home By Replacing Front Lawn At Kirribilli With Concrete Slab And Marble Lions
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The nation has this week elected their first ethnic Prime Minister in the shape of Anthony Albanese MP, an Italian-Australian from the Sydney...
Report: How Fucking Embarrassing For All Of You
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Australia's 'traditional media' heavyweights have woken up this morning feeling more irrelevant than ever before, after realising they have absolutely zero influence over...
Report: Well This Is Just Sad
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LOWEST LOWS: In a last ditch effort to remind Australians just how badly our national security is being managed under a Morrison Government,...
Report: Cabbie Reckons This Bloke’s Done
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A local small business-owner from Betoota Heights has today willingly offered his election predictions, while transporting a passenger to Betoota Base Airport at...
Howard Insists On Joining Campaign To Avoid Being Put Into One Of Those Scary Aged Care Homes
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With the Liberals now strategically keeping Scotty away from any of their blue ribbon seats that are threatened by Independents, there are very...
PM Who Went to Hawaii for a Two Week Beach Holiday In The Middle of Record-Breaking Bushfires, And Then Lied to the Media By Denying He’d Ever Left the...
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HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU? Scotty has come out this week to fix his own reputation amongst voters, after countless polls pointed...
