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Suburban Weed Dealer’s Extravagant Fish Tank In A Far Better State Than His Own Enclosed Habitat

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A visit to a local weed dealer has this week confirmed all stereotypes about this particular line of work. Betoota Heights man, Bretto (28),...

Out-Of-Touch Inner-City Yuppie Secures $3B To Build Homes For Domestic Violence Victims And Veterans

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal government's key housing policy is set to pass parliament after coming out second best in a game of chicken with the...

Bob Katter Says If The Indigenous Want A Voice To Parliament Then What They Need To Do Is Start With Cutting Their Teeth On The Cloncurry Council And Then...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As The Indigenous Voice To Parliament appears to be tearing apart the Liberal Party and pushing the National Party further into irrelevance, The...

Speed Camera Racks Up $50k A Week Out Front Of Shit Hole Public High School That Won’t See A Cent

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With 100 different morons getting stung for a $489 bucks a week for speeding down the school zone end of Betoota's main drag,...

Sky News Viewer Begins Prepping Home For Apocalyptic Acid Rain That Will Follow An Indigenous Voice

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An easily persuaded upper-middle class voter has today begun preparing for what could very well be the end of the world: the possibility...

Son Stuck In Japan Unable To Make It Home To Surprise Mum Because Alan Joyce Willingly Sold Him A Ticket To A Cancelled Flight

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian man who has been living in the Land Of The Rising Sun will not be able to feel like home again,...

Darlinghurst Police Station To House New LGBTI Museum In Fitting Tribute To All The Gay NSW Cops That Passionately Rooted Each Other Inside That Building Over The Years

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a momentous occasion Australia's most famous queer precinct, the old Darlinghurst Police Station is now home to Sydney's LGBTQIA+ History Museum. This week's...

Meg Ryan Gives Permission For Iconic Orgasm Scene To Be Used By The Indigenous Voice Yes Campaign

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE'S HAVING!! Hollywood actress Meg Ryan has permitted her iconic 'orgasm scene' from the 1989 romcom 'When Harry Met Sally'...

Dan Andrews To Remain Premier Until 2054 Judging By The Cattle This Poor Bloke’s Gotta Wrangle

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite the desperate delusions of the Melbourne media and his most critical voters, Dan Andrews is set to remain Premier of Victoria for...

Oh No: Photos From 2023 Burning Man Floods Gives Former Attendees Reason To Talk About Burning Man

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tens of thousands of partygoers remain stranded at the iconic Burning Man festival, after a storm left roads closed and swamped the entire...

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