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MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking study that has left researchers scratching their heads, a recent report has revealed that a staggering 90% of American tourists in Australia are inexplicably dressed as if they're about to go indoor rock climbing, despite having no intention of doing so. It's still unknown why Americans love active-wear attire, some say it comes from their love...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two days out from Australia's historic Indigenous Voice To Parliament Referendum and the entire nation is wondering if it really needed to be this difficult. This comes as Federal Senator Lidia Thorpe, an Indigenous 'No campaigner' against the Voice, says Voice should be legislated if the referendum fails. Thorpe's reasoning is that she was always opposed to constitutional recognition in...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bureaucrat - who has spent her whole career bouncing between both Government and not-for-profit organisations within Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander organisations - is on the chopping block this weekend With the historic Indigenous Voice referendum around the corner, local assistant-manager-director, Janette might be out of a deadwood job not too far from now. With Australia now presented...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just days out from Australia's 'Indigenous Voice To Parliament' referendum and Australia's biggest media companies remain as committed as ever to avoiding any in-depth coverage of the proposal. As newspapers around the country provide readers with double page spreads explaining the complex history of the Gaza conflict this week, even the most unengaged voters have realised that the Indigenous...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new Netflix documentary about the life and times of David Beckham has given audiences a rare glimpse into the power-couple marriage between the British soccer superstar and his pop superstar wife Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham. Aside from all of the footballing glory and the hundreds of millions of records sold, the real achievement of the Beckham dynasty is...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party 'Don't Know, Vote No' campaign, which is aimed at confusing and frustrating older voters who haven't been able to educate themselves on the upcoming referendum through talkback radio or Sky News, does not appear to be working on young people. This is a surprise for the conservative political class, who'd just assumed most voters would do...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Residents of Betoota Ramesses II Street have learnt there is a new alpha family in town upon hearing the unmelodious and raucous sound of a big dog set of wind chimes.  Originally made of bamboo and bone, the first wind chimes were invented in 3000 BC when residents of South East Asia wanted to make the wind less annoying. Thought...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The ‘tolerant’ left are quaking in their gender neutral shoes as a local No Voter has played the ultimate trump card with an unconfirmed claim that he has ‘heaps’ of Koori mates. With his Vote No poster, fliers and piece of paper stapled to his t-shirt, it is easy to mistake Noah Prahgrass as a racist - but that’s...

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The economic pinch is reaching further into society as footwear company Birkenstock goes public meaning their loyal customers might end up paying more next time they buy a pair of sandal’s wanky cousins. Although they missed the opportunity to call their shares Birken Stocks, Birkenstock have stated they are looking forward to the future opportunities going public might offer...

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT The greatest curse of our age is to be born into wealth. Believe me, I know.  Sure, poor people will think that is a silly thing to say. But they weren’t born into extreme wealth like you or me, and so they can never understand the difficulties us gilded few face throughout our very long,...