“Tradies Getting Paid The Same As Real Estate Agents To Build Hospitals Are Driving Up House Prices”
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The Freshwater Strategy Poll of 1,003 of Australia's wealthiest voters, conducted for Australian Financial Review, has found that the Liberal-National Party coalition is...
Kamala Harris Hopes To Win Over Black Voters By Selecting Baltimore Democrat Tommy Carcetti As VP
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As of Monday morning, Kamala Harris is now the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee for the 2024 US Election.
This comes after the incumbent President...
“Oh Trust Us, It’s Totally Fine” Laughs Owner Of Coal Mine Leaking Poisonous Gas Next To Major City
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The owners of an abandoned coal mine spewing out dangerous emissions on the fringe of Australia’s biggest city have today moved to assure...
New Girlfriend Makes Horrifying Realisation That All The Other Missos Have Been Friends For 10 Years
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25-year-old Elsie Mayer (Flight Attendant, Betoota) has today learnt that she's the girl that everyone is going to be forced to make an...
Queensland Premier Willing To Piss In A Cup To Prove That His Rig Is Full Natty
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Queensland's 2024 State Election race must be tighter than the newspapers are letting on, as the LNP Opposition today stands accused of unprecedentedly...
Senior Democrats Reportedly ‘Sweating’ On Results Of A Facebook Poll From Sydney’s Daily Telegraph
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A growing number of senior Democrats - including Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and Steny Hoyer - are reportedly 'sweating' today, as they wait...
Local Art Teacher Attempts To Give Her Union Some Fucking Teeth By Joining Outlaw Motorcycle Club
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At 5 ft 3 and 52 kilos, local art teacher Dolly Bennett (62) looks like the last person in Betoota who would be...
Trump’s RNC Speech Interrupted By Smashing Glass As America’s Working Class Hero Arrives In Milwaukee
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Days after surviving an attempted assassination, former US president Donald Trump has once again been swept off stage by secret service guards, minutes...
Katter Says Obviously In A Civilised Society We Can’t Have Bikies Negotiating Deals On Behalf Of Our Trade Unions And I Can Understand Why Albanese Is Trying To Distance...
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Three CFMEU branches, including the notorious Queensland branch, have been put into administration by the Labor government this week, as the fall out...
NRL Scriptwriters Begin Production On 2025 Origin Blockbuster
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The final instalment of the 2024 State Of Origin Trilogy broke this year's TV audience records last night, as all historical trends and...
