Liberals Exhale In Relief As Their Dear Friend Warren Mundine Fails To Win Candidacy For 2025 Election
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The cracks are starting to show in the Liberal branches around NSW, as the conservative members begin getting overruled by the party's yuppie...
Backlash From Serbian Tennis Fans Forces Nine To Replace Tony Jones With Karl Стефановић
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The Australian Open's exclusive broadcast partner, Channel Nine, will today be rolling out the most prominent 'ic' on their payroll, in an effort...
American Experiences A Short-Lived Return Of Mysterious Tumblr Girls Following Tiktok Ban
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Experts say the brief ban on the American operations of social media platform Tiktok has brought about the return of other forgotten platforms,...
America Just 4 Days Away From Returning To Pre-Tiktok Internet Culture
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The world waits with bated breath as the United States prepares to ban the TikTok app, which currently has 170 million users across...
Plans For 2032 Brisbane Games Outlined: Olympic 100m To Take Place On A Slight Angle At Riverstage
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Confidence has been restored in the River City this week, as it appears that there is finally a concrete plan for the 2032...
Dutton To Let Young Voters Raid 50k From Their Super To Buy Homes That Will Now Cost $500k More
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The Federal Opposition has this week launched their new and extremely wordy slogan for 2025: Let's Get Australia Back On Track.
After sitting on...
Zuckerberg Begins Wearing Gold Chains After Being Exposed To Macedonian Concreters From Wollongong
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Mark Zuckerberg’s is no longer the unfashionable nerd that was portrayed in the 2010 Hollywood biopic 'The Social Network'.
A string of recent public...
English Tourist Exposes Breasts At Betoota Hotel While Husband Eats Sardine Sandwiches Courtesy of Local Constabulary
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Arriving in town in their Land Rover Defender at around eleven on the morning of December 21st were Jeremy Prendergast and his...
Naughty Kids From Tarong, Callide, Liddell, Mount Piper, Port Augusta Wake Up To Lumps Of Uranium
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The Coalition's half a trillion dollar nuclear transition is upon us, and it is already lighting up the homes of rural Australia.
Naughty kids...
Family Now Able To Laugh About Cousin Being Thrown In The Watch House On Christmas Eve 3 Years Ago
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With Christmas Day now less than a week away, excitement is high right across the country.
Offices and worksites are closing down for the...
