Groggy Substitute Teacher Wrongly Identifies Shy And Well-Behaved Student As The Troublemaker
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Local substitute teacher, Karen Alderley (61) has today wrongly identifed the class clown by glaring at a usually well behaved student.
Aside from not...
Drunk Bloke With Jail Tatts On Train Platform Sounds Like ScoMo Asking Everyone To Have A Go
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"...Under our policies, if you’re having a go you’ll get a go. And that involves an obligation on all of us to be...
Ash Barty Begins Sorting Through Invitations To 50,000 Different NAIDOC Events
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Ngarigo tennis star Ash Barty has finally sat down with her laptop this afternoon to begin catching up on some life admin, following...
Izzy Begins Search For A Lawyer Who’s Willing To Be Paid In Homophobic Thoughts And Prayers
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Israel Folau is today scouring Sydney's North-West Hills District for a decent lawyer who accepts a payment option of thoughts and prayers.
This comes...
Queenslander Insists He Has Always Been Into Tennis
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Local Queenslander, Alfie Carroll (38) has arrived at his interstate worksite today with a spring in his step.
Making no mention of his home...
Israel Folau Misses Out On Another $3M By Once Again Not Reading The Terms And Conditions
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Former Australian rugby player, Israel Folau has once again learnt that his religious freedoms don't take priority over contract law, after GoFundMe removes...
NRL Politely Asks Gay Community If Pre-Origin Highlight Packages Can Include Israel Folau B.C
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With State Of Origin Game II happening this Sunday night, content producers at both the NRL and Channel 9 are facing an ethical...
Mormon Church Glad They Let This One Go Through To The Keeper
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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are breathing a sigh of relief today, as the Israel Folau saga takes the most...
Homeless Christian Who Has No Issue With Gay People Still Sleeping Rough Tonight
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Local Christian Ol' Jack (68) says he didn't know you needed to run down gay people to get any help from the many...
Report: What Was This Shit?
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A recent report by the ACMA has found that half the shit that was on daytime TV in the 1990s and 2000s would...
