“Oi Knock Off Early And Come To The Pub Haha” Says Mate With A Job That Doesn’t Matter
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A mate who has a nondescript middle management job that could and probably should be replaced by AI, has today revealed he is...
Hot Weather Causes Real Estate Agent To Ditch The Three-Piece Suit For His Cool Civilian Clothes
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The extreme heat right across Australia means that certain concessions are being made amongst Australia's dapper semi-professional class.
Known for their stunning altered off-the-rack...
Twickenham Police Station Alleged To Have Played Host To Britain’s Biggest Storm In A Tea Cup
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The British media, police and soccer fanbase are glued to the news updates surrounding the nation's most exciting un-newsworthy story since Princess Diana's...
Local Man Feels Much Less Right-Wing Now That He Isn’t Being Force-Fed Daily 7News Updates During Cricket
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Until now, the 2025 election has looked like it was going to be a tight race between Prime Minister Anthony Albanese and Liberal...
Dutton Stops Talking About Anti-Semitic Attacks After Learning The Perpetrators Don’t Have Brown Skin Or Pink Hair
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Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has this week started to wheel back from his recent Inglorious Basterds rebrand.
The former Immigration Minister, who literally made...
North Queensland Pubs Celebrate As Record-Breaking Rainfall Grounds All Flights Out
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North Queensland is expected to stay soaked today, as major rainfall continues to fill the already overflowing rivers and dams.
Schools and businesses across...
Report: Fuck January Usually Goes A Lot Faster Than This
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A recent report by a lesser known Australian government department has found that what you're feeling right now is real.
This is the longest...
Chalmers Not Celebrating Interest Rate Cut Just Yet, But Admits He Hasn’t Left The Logan City Tav For 2 Days
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The Government breathed a sigh of relief overnight, as trimmed mean inflation fell to 3.2 per cent, down from 3.6 per cent in...
“Can’t Believe This Is Part Of My Job Now” Growls Dutton, Before Attending Chinese Christmas Or Whatever
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In yet another stark reminder that his new job requires him to occasionally leave the North Brisbane mortgage belt, Peter Dutton is today...
Labor Continue Strategy Of Only Picking Big Units As Regional Candidates, With A 7-Foot Bloke In Cairns
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At 6 ft 8 inches, Cessnock MP Dan Repacholi is by far the biggest unit in Federal politics. But that could change in...
