Nats Unveil Net Zero Plan: “Okay. So We Won’t Touch Mining And Gas… But We Shoot Every Cow”
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With less than a fortnight until he is scheduled to land in Glasgow to pretend he gives a fuck about the future of...
PM Tells Everyone To Notify Him When They’ve Made The Tough Decisions So He Can Start Packing For Glasgow
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Scotty From Marketing has reportedly asked one of his staffers to notify him when his coalition colleagues has made the tough decision to...
Nationals Say Coalition Hasn’t Been This Divided Since The Libs Banned Them From Rooting Staff
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Tensions continue to rise in Canberra this week, after Scotty From Marketing was told to wait patiently until his coalition allies in the...
“No… No! NOOOO!!!” Screams Scotty As ACT Re-Opens Pubs Before He Gets An Answer On Net Zero
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THOSE DRUNKEN TOOTHLESS HICKS!! Barnaby Joyce says his party won't be "forced into a corner" on the government's proposed pathway to net zero...
Barnaby Says Main Concern For His Party Is Protecting Jobs Of Regional Australians In Canberra
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The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has today revealed the reason behind the Nationals hesitation on committing to Net Zero 2050.
Speaking in...
Scotty Demands Social Media Companies Leave Misinformation To The Deranged Boomers At NewsCorp
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has called out social media companies for allowing people to vilify others and spread misinformation without consequences
The...
Barnaby Urges Crack Down On Social Media Misinformation, Like All The Shit His Colleagues Post
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The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has decided to champion a new issue today, after it personally started affecting him and his way...
“Freedom Was MY Idea!!!” Screams Scotty After Perrottet Steals His Thunder By Opening Pubs
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Scotty From Marketing has today yelled his way through a 30 minute press conference, after the terrifying realisation that he had missed an...
PM Guarantees Re-Election With Historically Successful Strategy Of Talking Shit About Queensland
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In what can only be described as another dummy spit from a man who is desperately trying to shift blame away from his...
Bloke Who Spent $660m On Pre-Election Car Parks Argues Against Need For Corruption Watchdogs
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing says the NSW anti-corruption watchdog that has forced the resignation of several NSW premiers and the incarceration of...
