Scotty Throws His Favourite Movie In The Bin After Hearing Russell Crowe’s Voiceover For Albo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactClutching at his stomach as he stares at the computer screen, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing's day has gone from bad to worse...
Scotty Plugs Salmonella Diet As Secret To Slimming Down In Stunning Photo Shoot With Women’s Weekly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPrime minister Scott Morrison has this week shown he’s ready to fight the good fight come election time, by beating Anthony Albanese at...
ALP Chain Shorten To Bar Of The Footscray Hotel And Tell Him To Just Sink Pints For Next 3 Weeks
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As the Australian Labor Party experience a lift in the polls in the third week of the federal election campaign, political analysts say...
Moderates Ramp Up The Campaign Against Independents By Carrying On Like Privileged Little Sooks
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As the moderate Liberal voter base continues bleeding out to Independent candidates with catastrophic momentum, inner-city MPs from Melbourne and Sydney are now...
PM Refuses To Disendorse Handpicked Sydney Candidate Who Compared Pediatric Nurses To The KKK
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The PM has refused to disendorse a controversial Liberal party candidate for the Western Sydney electorate of Howard - after the backlash surrounding...
Scotty Makes A Move On Millennial Female Voters With Twilight-Themed ANZAC Day Post
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPrime minister Scott Morrison has today made an uncharacteristically smart marketing move by taking a leaf out of Albo’s book and getting on...
Labor Party Running Low On Nameless Silverfoxes To Hold The Reins While Albo Is In Isolation
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With Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese still in isolation for the rest of the week, the Labor Party are doing their best to run...
Albo’s Plan To Campaign From Home Halted After Struggling To Locate Hole To Plug In The Zoom Camera
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs news spread that opposition leader Anthony Albanese had tested positive for covid shortly after visiting the Byron Bay Bluesfest, his supporters have...
Morrison Responds To Criticism About Aged Care By Saying He’s Blessed To Have A Sizeable Pension
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThough the debate between Prime Minister Scott Morrison and opposition leader Anthony Albanese was largely unknown to anyone other than Sky News enthusiasts,...
North Shore Voter Didn’t Even Know Women Were Allowed To Play Sport In The First Place
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACTPrime Minister Scotty From Marketing has backed his handpicked Liberal candidate, Katherine Deves, despite intense internal pressure for her to stand aside over...
