Plibersek Apologises For Voldemort Comment: “I Should Have Said He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some strange news, Labour MP Tanya Plibersek has today apologised for calling Peter Dutton ‘Voldemort’, despite it being a nickname everybody uses...
Marles: “When You Say It Out Loud, Parachuting Someone Into Fowler From Northern Beaches Was A Pretty Dumb Fuck Thing To Do Lmao”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles barely contained his laughter at a press conference this morning in Canberra where he...
Liberal Staffers Forced To Order Batch Of New Mirrors As Dutton Begins Working On His Smile
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
There's been little rest for the people behind Peter Dutton, with their work going into overdrive after the weekend's election.
While plenty of...
Pocock Secures The Turnover
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Former Wallabies captain David Pocock has this week shown a blistering return to form.
However, while many of his highlights have come from...
Katter Prepares To Welcome Albo To The Ancient Order Of Outback Lefties
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Member for Kennedy Bob Katter released a statement earlier today inviting Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to join the Ancient...
Adam Bandt Rolls A Celebratory Baseball Bat And Spends Sunday Arvo Watching Rick And Morty
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The Leader of the Greens is basking in his success this week, it can be confirmed.
With 4 members now in parliament, the...
Opinion: Should Politicians Be Forced To Wear Shock Collars When Doing Interviews?
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Ever feel like you've had enough of being lied to by elected officials?
Especially when you are paying them to live a lavish lifestyle...
Labor Party Call Emergency Meeting To Discuss How They Can Still Fuck This Up
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Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has called his team into a huddle today.
So, the Australian Labor Party have come together to try and figure...
TikTok Releases New Filter That Makes You Look Like An Aussie Journalist After Being Criticised
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As the final days of the Federal Election campaign are dominated by Scott Morrison's calculated decision to tackle a junior soccer player, Australia's...
Haha Classic ScoMo Tackles A Kid On Same Day The ABS Reveals Worst Wages Decline In 100 Years
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In news that has tickled his cheerleaders in the campaign media pack, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has coincidentally tackled a kid while...
