Don Albanese Attends A Baptism As Teal Political Staffers Are Assassinated Across The Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a powerful statement to the nation this week.
The new head of the government has moved to...
NSW Premier Dismisses “Jobs For Mates” Allegations Saying He Reckons Barilaro Is A Fuckwit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has finally responded to questions about an interesting job appointment for an ex-politician.
Questions have been raised about the...
Adam Bandt Discreetly Gets His Pre-Cronulla Southern Cross Tatt Lasered Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some news that has both divided Greens followers and given Sky News journalist Paul Murray a raging erection to the point of...
Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactPrime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises to increase the minimum wage, sign Australian...
Report: Zed’s Dead, Baby. Zed’s Dead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian Electoral Commission has today confirmed that Zed is officially dead.
In a Federal Political sense, that is.
This comes after the...
Surprise Surprise: New Communist Government Asks The Peasants To Limit Their Power Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Just weeks after storming to power, Australia's new communist government is asking the peasants to limit their energy use...
Humiliated Australian Media To Continue Pretending The Liberals Didn’t Just Lose Twenty Seats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The entire Australian media landscape, from the culture wars desperados at NewsCorp to the Stockholm Syndromed ABC, are still struggling with the fact...
Labor Reveals It’s Already Getting A Little Too Cocky By Bringing Up This Republic Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Australian Labor Party has today revealed to the nation that they are really starting to feel themselves.
Less than a fortnight after...
Hunter MP Dan Repacholi Named As The Albanese Government’s First Minister For Bucks Parties
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Albanese government's front bench was officially sworn in by the Governor-General last night, with the Prime Minister revealing a few unexpected changes...
Albanese Emerges From BluesFest Bender To Learn That He’s Now The Prime Minister Of Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The ABC’s election analyst Antony Green called the south Melbourne seat of Macnamara for Labor last night, after a nail-biting vote count brought...
