Pocock Secures The Turnover
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Former Wallabies captain David Pocock has this week shown a blistering return to form.
However, while many of his highlights have come from...
Katter Prepares To Welcome Albo To The Ancient Order Of Outback Lefties
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Member for Kennedy Bob Katter released a statement earlier today inviting Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to join the Ancient...
Adam Bandt Rolls A Celebratory Baseball Bat And Spends Sunday Arvo Watching Rick And Morty
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The Leader of the Greens is basking in his success this week, it can be confirmed.
With 4 members now in parliament, the...
Opinion: Should Politicians Be Forced To Wear Shock Collars When Doing Interviews?
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Ever feel like you've had enough of being lied to by elected officials?
Especially when you are paying them to live a lavish lifestyle...
Labor Party Call Emergency Meeting To Discuss How They Can Still Fuck This Up
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Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has called his team into a huddle today.
So, the Australian Labor Party have come together to try and figure...
TikTok Releases New Filter That Makes You Look Like An Aussie Journalist After Being Criticised
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As the final days of the Federal Election campaign are dominated by Scott Morrison's calculated decision to tackle a junior soccer player, Australia's...
Haha Classic ScoMo Tackles A Kid On Same Day The ABS Reveals Worst Wages Decline In 100 Years
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In news that has tickled his cheerleaders in the campaign media pack, Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has coincidentally tackled a kid while...
Grimshaw Gives Scotty The Reckless Hoons Treatment
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One of Australia's TV icons has treated the nation to a vintage performance this week.
Sitting down for a one-on-one with the Prime...
PM Says Aussies Should Also Use Super To Secure A Burial Plot For When They Die In Poverty
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACTThough the government’s plan to allow people to withdraw super to buy a home has reminded many young people just how dire their...
PM: “Ask Not What Your Super Can Do For You, But What Your Super Can Do For The Property Market”
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As the fanfare erupted around Prime Minister at the official Coalition Campaign Launch in Brisbane over the weekend, he...
