Australian farmers turn on Tony Abbott for his “Fedora Akubra”
21 February, 2015. 15:30
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
PRIME MINISTER Tony Abbott has come under fire from his National Party colleagues for choosing to...
“Trafficking for personal use” – Biggest drug bust in the history of law enforcement
20 February, 2015. 11:00
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
AN ICONIC QUEENSLAND FOOTBALLER has been charged with supplying cocaine and accused of being part of...
Australians panic over new “Chinese headlines” on popular newspaper
19 February, 2015. 11:30
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Residents of Australia's largest city and the surrounding, less important, regional areas - are today in...
Nightclub Photo Guy Realises That The Girls Are Only Smiling At The Camera
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Devastating revelations in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley this week have seen one man questioning both his self-confidence and self-worth among the...
#BoycottBali shows that even bogans are opposed to capital punishment
17 February, 2015. 15:00
ALEXUS CORBETT | Travel writer| Contact
Bali. The Australian holiday hotspot looks to experience a serious slump in tourism this Easter.
Indonesia's imminent executions...
Three universities to offer hospitality degrees disguised as Arts qualifications from next year
17 February, 2015. 11:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THREE BOTTOM-DRAWER universities will secretly begin offering degrees geared towards an unhappy life in the hospitality industry disguised...
Amazing new study reveals that Manus Island is a “fucking shithole”
16 February, 2015. 15:30
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
An independent survey conducted by an American global information and measurement company, Nielsen, has set about...
IT Specialist Impresses Valentine By Disputing Mainstream Account Of 9/11 On First Date
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
North Betoota man, Chris Frith, says that the idea of once again spending Christmas alone is not something that bothers...
VIDEO: Senator Jacqui Lambie talks about going pig-shooting with Pauline Hanson
11 February, 2015. 19:15
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IN YET another exclusive two-on-one from The Betoota Advocate's recent trip to Canberra, Senator Jacqui Lambie gives our journalists the...
Private School Kid Secures Job Based Entirely On Own Merit
11 February, 2015. 17:06
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IN WHAT may come as a surprise to many, an underachieving private school student has landed a job based entirely...
