United Patriots Front adds ‘al fresco’ and ‘a la carte’ to cuisines they hate
20 May, 2016. 15:45
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JOINING HALAL AND OTHER international dishes, the United Patriots Front has announced today that 'al fresco'...
Labor Party confirms Bill Shorten will receive participation ribbon after election
19 May, 2016. 11:34
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BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN USED TO introduce his classic tune Born To Run by saying: "nobody wins, unless...
Local Vegan torn between pleasing Waleed Aly and not consuming dairy products
18 May, 2016. 11:34
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SHEENA DECKHART IS TORN between her blind love for a Gold Logie-winning presenter and her outright...
Jarryd Hayne’s NFL retirement may force Fox Sports News to do some journalism
16 May, 2016. 15:45
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FORMER SAN FRANSISCO 49ERS punt returner Jarryd Hayne has walked away from the game after a...
Nation Dedicates Roughly 26 Seconds Of Thought To Tomic’s Withdrawal From Rio
14 May, 2016 14:45
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Experts agree that much like Nick Kyrgios, Australian tennis person Bernard Tomic was probably not smacked as a child.
The entire...
Bill Shorten reveals he maintains his cool composure by screaming into pillows
14 May, 2016. 15:34
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DESPITE BEHIND IN NEARLY every poll, Opposition leader Bill Shorten has been cooler than a cucumber...
Bouncer Asks Patron To Recite Man From Snowy River Backwards While Hopping On One Foot
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ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE tricks is to tell a punter to go for a walk around the block, or...
NRL Shocked To Once Again Learn That Ex-Players Don’t Make Very Good Accountants
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The NRL has fined the Manly Sea Eagles $750,000 for breaches of the salary cap over the past five years, while two...
Shane Warne, Andrew Johns and Grant Hackett to film a bender for charity
12 May, 2016. 17:45
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SAID TO BE THE COMBINATION of the 40 Hour Famine and a country rugby league Mad...
Q&A’s Duncan Storrar named in Panama Papers
12 May, 2016. 17:45
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SELF-CONFESSED TAX PAYER and welfare recipient Duncan Storrar shot to fame earlier this week after going into...
