Migrants Advised Southern Cross Tattoo Easiest Way To Showcase Australian Values
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Malcolm Turnbull’s latest attempt at emulating Tony Abbott this week has resulted in a new Citizenship test.
The new test will...
Scott Minto Confirms His Attendance To Betoota Pub Take-Over In Sydney
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Queensland Rugby League great, Scott '40/20' Minto has today confirmed his attendance to this year's Betoota Advocate pub take over in...
1st-Year Art Student Perfectly Captures North Shore Upbringing In 8th Biggie Smalls Portrait
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18-year-old Sydney art student, Hannah Clarke, doesn't expect her lecturers to understand the unique connection she holds with the late Christopher George Latore Wallace,...
Report Finds Kasey Was Definitely Pretty Enough
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Nearly two decades of academic research has resolved the subject question of Kasey Chambers’ hit 2001 single, Not Pretty Enough.
According to,...
Report Finds High School Girls Spend 85% Of Their Lives Hugging
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A group of popular female students from Joan Of Arc Ladies College in North Betoota have spent the last five minutes locked...
Pauline Advises North Queenslanders Do Their Own Research On Cyclone Preparation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A mass evacuation is currently being carried out in the Queensland town of Mackay as the ever-growing Cyclone Debbie threatens to cause...
Side Salad Fucking Kidding Itself
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The tokenistic bowl of hand cut vegetables that accompanied a $12 shnitty and chips has got to be kidding itself, says one...
Even Victorian Police Impressed By Apex Gang’s Ability To Steal F1 Car From Albert Park
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Both Victorian Police and the Premier's Office have this afternoon admitted that they are nothing short of impressed by the notorious Melbourne youth...
20-Year-Old Music Journo Pens 600 Words On Why The Beatles Are Overrated And Problematic
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Following the death of iconic American musician Bill Withers earlier this year, tributes have flowed from rock'n'roll greats who credit the singer...
“Yes, You Can Pay Eftpos At My Empty Cafe But You Should Feel Privileged To Do So”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
An inner-city Betoota cafe owner is charging 50 cents extra for any customer who requires eftpos, despite not looking like he can...
