Jeez Glad We Followed These Fair-weather Friends Into Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan And Every Other War They’ve Started Over The Last Century
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War hawks across the country's media and political class are today desperately trying to see what is wrong with America.
This comes after...
Liberals Begin Making Effort To Win Back Female Voters By Announcing Man Drought Stimulus Package
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The Leader of the Opposition has today made a huge splash.
Breaking with tradition, Sussan Ley has decided to spend a bit of...
Oscar Piastri Goes Zoom Zoom Zoom
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Australia's favourite starlet has gone ahead and done it again!
Oscar Piastri has gone zoom zoom zoom and won the Belgian Grand Prix...
Defence Lobbyist Behind $368 Billion Arms Deal Weirdly Trying To Drum Up Fear Around China
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A high profile military industrial complex employee has this week made sure to push the case for his industry.
Scott Morrison, the bloke...
Loss Of The 200k Case Announced As Worst Instance Of Shrinkflation In Australian History
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A damning report on the state of consumer economics has today revealed the greatest case of 'shrinkflation' in history.
The report commissioned by...
Lee Harding’s Seminal 2006 Hit ‘Wasabi’ Shortens Into Favouritism For Hottest 100 Australian Songs
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The countdown to the Hottest Australian Song of all time is rapidly hurtling towards the Australian public this week.
With votes closed and...
PM Tells Customs Officers He Has No Idea How All Those Chinese Breath Mints Got Into His Luggage
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A returning Australian traveller has today been forced to face the music.
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has had to front customs officers...
Report: The Lights Go Out And I Can’t Be Saved
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Social media users around the country have today woken up to a stunning moment from a Coldplay concert.
With the band treating it's...
Man Who Hasn’t Been Bush Since Year 6 Camp Explains What The German Backpacker Should Have Done Differently
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A local Sydney man who hasn't been to the bush since year 6 camp, has finally broken his silence on what he would...
Former Silk Road Customer Shudders After Remembering How Much Bitcoin He Put Up His Nose In 2012
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A local man has today been hit by his monthly sharp pang of regret, after being accosted by the price of Bitcoin....
