Nurse Gently Explains That The Rock Hard Bicep Is Impressive But Not Necessary For This Jab
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There have been no new locally acquired community cases recorded in Queensland as people turn out in large numbers to get their jabs...
Melbourne Experiences Magnitude 5.8 Earthquake After Your Mum Falls Over
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The state of Victoria has been hit by a 5.8 magnitude earthquake, that has left buildings damaged and its residents rattled.
The tectonic...
Melbourne Literally Shook Rn
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For the first time ever, Melbourne's residents actually mean it when they say "I am literally shook rn"
This comes as three earthquakes...
2021 Chucks In A Few Earthquakes For The Fuck Of It
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Windows have shattered and buildings have shaken across Melbourne this morning as Victoria experienced an out-of-character earthquake.
The quake was recorded at magnitude...
Potential Root Forces Bloke To Throw Doona Over Sheets That Haven’t Been Washed For 6 Weeks
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A local grot has gone full Mary Poppins, courtesy of a suggestive late-night text.
Sam Haynes says he’d been sitting in his...
Quade Cooper Restores Order To Universe
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After a tough couple of years for the world, order has finally been restored to the universe this week.
The feat comes from...
Christian Porter Forces ABC Into Humiliating Backdown By Resigning To The Back Bench
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Former Prime Ministerial hopeful Christian Porter has chalked up another big win, it can be confirmed this week.
The man who was once...
Plane Taking Scotty To Washington DC For Photo Ops Makes Emergency Landing In Hawaii
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The nation's fleeing Prime Minister has reportedly just had a big scare.
Heading across the Pacific to take some photos with the US...
Exhausted ICU Nurse Immediately Joins The CFMEU After Seeing Them Punch On With Anti-Vaxxers
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LIFELONG LOYALTY: Victoria has today recorded another 567 new community cases in greater Melbourne, bumping the number of active cases in the...
Crumbed Steak On Pub Menu Identified As Key Difference Between ‘The Bush’ And ‘The Outback’
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The National Farmers Federation has this week released the findings of a recent report into where the Outback officially starts.
NFF President Fiona...
