Dad Breaks World Record for Most Consecutive Listens of Bruce Springsteen’s ‘Secret Garden’ After Getting Noise-Cancelling Headphones for Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local father has reportedly broken a world record for most consecutive listens of Bruce Springsteen’s Secret Garden after...
Emo Kids Not Seen For A Decade Finally Respawn At Hungry Jacks Mall Now That It’s Empty
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactFor those who grew up in Brisbane, there are a few colourful characters we’ve sadly lost along the way to becoming boring,...
Fuckboy Alfred Waiting Until International Women’s Day To Make It All About Him
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactHAVING A SHOWER HAHA? CAN I JOIN? 😉 As Queenslanders grow increasingly angsty waiting for Cyclone Alfred to make an appearance, it...
Report: At Least New Shithole Housing Development Has Mad Street Names
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A new housing development on the fringes of Betoota has been described by residents as a soulless shithole, but...
Deception Bay Man Declares Himself Cyclone Ready
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
As Tropical Cyclone Alfred moves toward the Queensland coast, officials have warned residents to prepare for damaging winds, heavy...
Brisbane’s Surfers Rush To Make The Most Of The Freight Train Sets Rolling Into South Bank Beach
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs Cyclone Alfred barrels towards south east Queensland, surfers have made the logical decision to abandon the Gold Coast and rush to...
ADHD Drug Concerta Joins Ozempic As The Next Medicine To Be Wasted On People Whose Only Ailments Are Being Lazy, Rich And Annoying
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact
The back shelves at pharmacies around town have been stripped of Concerta as the ADHD medication becomes the...
HOKA Launch New Ultra Cushioned Boots For Aging Props With Zero Knee Cartilage
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
In national sports news, props around the nation have been celebrating this week as a new boot hits the market just...
New Study Confirms What The Global Sisterhood Already Knew: Carrie Bradshaw Is A Bad Friend
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACTA new study conducted while doom-scrolling on TikTok has confirmed what the global sisterhood has known for years: Carrie Bradshaw, despite her...
Jeff Bezos Accused Of DEI For New Gender Flipped Version Of The Titanic Submersible
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAmazon founder and master in human exploitation, Jeff Bezos has today been accused of being a woke leftie, after it was revealed...
