NAPLAN School Results Are Bullshit, According To Everyone Except Real Estate Agents And Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The latest NAPLAN school results are out which is something that has one local real estate agent very excited.
Of...
Advice Column | Get Ultimate Payback By Quietly Spending Your Woke Kids’ Inheritance
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTUnconditional love is that of a parent and child, of mother and son, father and daughter, of family.
If you...
Bank Woos New Customers With Free Set Of Steak Knives For Every New Home Loan Over $750,000
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactThe Bank of Betoota (BOB) has put the rest of the Big Five on notice this morning after it created a paradigm shift...
Advice Column | How To Deal With Your Cunty Friends Who Have Money Now
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | ContactWith money here in Betoota flowing harder than Niagara Falls, some friends can’t help but go troppo when they get cashed up. Their...
Report: Saying ‘Barcelona’ Either Makes You Sound Like Uncultured Bogan Or Complete Wanker
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTA man talking about his trip to Europe is in a lose/lose situation as he prepares himself to say the name of the...
Kid Shows Some Initiative And Chops Up His Old Man’s Crowded House CDs Before Easter Road Trip
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A Betoota Heights high school student has proven to those around him this week that he's capable of taking...
New Pair Of Deal Sleds Gives Junior Banker The Confidence Needed To Win His First Client
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A recent graduate in the private asset management deal at AMP Betoota has used the power of a new...
Local Farmer Confirms Watching Useless Old Pommy Fuckwit Try Farming Is The Height Of Comedy
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A local farmer spent yesterday evening watching the first couple episode of Clarkson's Farm after being told he'd like...
Groom Kicked Off Married At First Sight For Admitting He Actually Respects Women
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactMarried at First Sight producers have this year truly outdone themselves, by rounding up some of the most misogynistic, emotionally abusive wank stains...
“Lets Get Deep-Dish Haha” Says The Bigfella
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A young large unit from out town's aspirational Heights area cast his vote for deep-dish pizza over the weekend,...
