Opinion: A Definitive List Of Things The Diggers DID NOT Fight For This Anzac Day
HARVEY TWAT |Outrage| ContactListen up you no good pumpernickel rounds with candied candle wax in your lilly ears, it’s Anzac season and I will not tolerate...
Margot Robbie Announces Break From Acting After Suffering Extensive Hip Injuries Filming Barbie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some breaking news in entertainment, Aussie actress Margot Robbie has lashed out at director Greta Gerwig, with claims that the Little Women...
Advice Column | Strategies To Ignore The Guilt Of Unnecessarily Raising Your Investment Property’s Rent Again
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTLast night, I attended the 32nd Annual Landlord’s Property Gala held in Betoota’s Old City Convention Centre, rubbing shoulders...
Advice Column | Time To Refinance Your Mortgage Or Just Stick Your Head In An Oven And Press Start?
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTAs Australia’s only finance guru who knows what it’s like to be broke and unable to save more than...
Bloke That Butchered Small Talk With Bartender Opts For QR Code On Second Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT
Justin Powell has never been that great at small talk.
Whether it’s while taking the lift with a colleague, meeting up...
Sydney’s Oxford Street To Host Thousands Of Real Life Cocaine Bears This Weekend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn a nice twist of events, it appears that life will imitate art this weekend, as thousands of cocaine bears are set to...
Opinion: Drag Queens, My Children Ignoring My Calls And More Woke Nonsense
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTI have a deal with The Betoota Advocate to write one article a month about my musings, insights and witticisms on the tangy...
Supermarket Charging $7 For Pack Of Chips Worried Customers Are Stealing From Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Australian supermarkets have announced bold plans to reduce theft (by customers) on their premises.
At the time of writing, 40% of Australian stores including...
Andy Griffiths Publishers To Rename First Book In Bum Trilogy To ‘The Day My Bum Acted Out Of Character’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactAs news spreads of Roald Dahl novels having 'offensive' language removed to adapt to modern audiences, it appears that beloved Australian children’s author...
God Confirms Short-Term Rentals Are A Pox On Society He Sent To Show Us What Real Greed Looks Like
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
God has released a statement this morning that outlined what many here on this spinning hellrock have long suspected.
Short-term...
