“Without This Bloke, We’d All Be Speaking Japanese Right Now” Explains Pop
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A Betoota Heights grandfather has taken his 6-year-old grandson to the pictures this afternoon, where he gave the young...
Advice Column | Find Meaning In Your Corporate Job By Pretending You Have A Different Job That’s Meaningful
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTAs one of Betoota’s most successful corporate fat cats in moving money here and there on computers, and making...
Silly Yank Carrying On Like Every Animal Here Wants To Kill You When They Have Bears And Shit
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Some big-boned American from the US Government's Simpson Desert surveillance base has spoken of his fear of Australian animals...
Boomers Push For Inclusion In Future ANZAC Day Marches As They Paid 17.50% Interest In 1990
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A group of local Baby Boomers is pushing for inclusion in all future ANZAC Day marches in Betoota, as...
“You Think That iPad Is Cool, Check Out This Book!” Says Remarkably Optimistic Father
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A Betoota Heights man has spoken today about his recent attempt to get his young son to read a...
Long-Dormant Metamask Wallet Remains In Man’s Phone As A Reminder Of A Time When He Had Money To Waste
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Local investor Glen Pooley from Betoota Heights is still burdened with a long-dormant Metamask wallet on his smartphone. This...
Morrison Accuses Government Of Trying To Ruin His European Holiday With All This RoboDebt Negativity
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Former Prime Minister Scott Morrison has lashed out at the Federal Government this morning in a fresh statement regarding...
Report: Best Place To Eat In Italy Is Obscure Town Your Mate’s Nonna Is From
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACTIn a report of shocking convenience, the best place to eat in Italy just happens to be the exact obscure town that your...
Advice Column | Live Your Best Australian Dream By Becoming A Greedy Money Pig
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTAustralia is one of the wealthiest countries on Earth with some of the most cashed up citizens there’s ever...
“Paris, You Have My Heart” Posts Woo Girl Who Spewed Under Arc de Triomphe Last Night
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACTAn Aussie traveller has posted a touching tribute to the city of Paris this evening after soaking up and spewing out...
