“This Will Solve Our Image Problem” Says Rugby’s Marketing Pigeon Signing Off On RM x Wallabies Collab
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The common rock pigeon responsible for marketing the game of rugby union in this country has unveiled their latest...
Man Looking To Add New Dimension To Hangover Finds Himself A Fresh Deck Of Grey Market Chinese Darts
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Arriving in Brisbane earlier today for a long weekend of extended fun with old friends, local man Dennis Pogo...
Woman Who Left Church Wonders If It Was The Right Choice After Learning What “Scissoring” Is From A Kid’s Book
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A local woman who left Betoota Heights megachurch, PreyClap, has been questioning her decision to do so after learning...
Advice Column | Maximise The Utility Of Your Unpaid Interns By Extending Their Contract Without Pay
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTHi, I’m Dr Chet Spevens. Finance guru, corporate wellness life coach and gold medallist at the Betoota Financial District’s...
Advice Column | Blow Up Your Career With These Exciting Yet Regrettable Momentary Lapses Of Judgment
DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACTHaving spent decades grinding out mundane tasks to build up experience in what has become a useless career path,...
OPINION: Darryl Maguire Made Sure Wagga Was Ready To Host The Comm Games. Let Them Have It.
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Cometh the Man, Cometh the Hour.
After years of working to improve his hometown through various forms of mild corruption...
Recent Downpour Gives New Apartment Owners First Look At Water Damage They’re Trapped With Forever
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Living in a strata title complex has many benefits, but it also requires laws to define ownership and responsibility....
Brie And Camembert Just The Cheese Version Of A Latte And Flat White
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactIn some completely banal news today, it has been discovered that Brie and Camembert is just the cheese version of the Latte and...
Report: Father-In-Law Doesn’t Need Your Help So Just Stand There With Hands On Hips
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A young man who is useful in a number of ways, just not the right way, has been forced...
Bloke Behind Hold Music Admits He Deliberately Puts Big Pause Between Track Changeover To Get Your Hopes Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactThe Advocate has today uncovered some truly shocking insider information in regards to the call wait music used from everything from My Gov...
