Grazier Suffers Indignity Of Driving A Calcutta Cruiser After Selling Lambs To Colesworth For Pennies So They Can Sell It For $45kg
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A local grazier has told The Advocate that times are tougher than what they seem out on the farm...
Dutton Says Barnaby Has The Right To Disconnect To Focus On Personal Issues After Fuckendeadcuntgate
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has defended Barnaby Joyce's right to disconnect and take time out of work to focus...
Dutton Says Liberal Staffers Too Busy Wanking On Desks To Engage In Juvenile Pranks Like Drawing Chalk Outline Around Dead Cunt MP
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Opposition leader Peter Dutton has expressed his disappointment in the wider public today after a chalk outline of where...
Man Looking For Reason To Never Buy The Sydney Morning Herald Again Finds It With New Column Written By Albo’s Fucking Dog
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A Sydney-native that now enjoys the peace of living in our cosmopolitan desert community has told The Advocate today...
Jeep Gladiator Owner Finds The Perfect Goorin Bros Trucker Hat To Perch Atop His Chrome Dome While He’s Driving
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A local man that owns the only Jeep Gladiator in the Betoota Shire Council area has reportedly found the...
Man Not Receiving Enough Attention For His Liking Announces He’s Not Drinking For A While
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A real poon from our town's Heights district has announced to anyone who'll listen that he's decided to go...
“To Think All This Started Because Some Idiot Ate A Bit Of Undercooked Pangolin” Says City Worker Now Skipping Meals To Pay Rent
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A local city worker that now has to skip meals in order to pay the rent has wondered to...
Recruiter Pulls Out The Big Guns By Revealing Their Candidate Worked At Maccas In High School
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In a world where young workers are often given a bad name for putting their own well-being before that...
“G’Day You Stupid Lefties” Says Respectable Country Gent Greeting His Degenerate City Mates
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A district grazier holidaying on the coast this week has greeted some of his city-based mates at the Sunshine...
Economist Refreshingly Declares He Has No Fucken Idea What’s Going On
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A senior economist at the Diamantina Credit Union (DCU) has simply shrugged today during his address as the Betootan...
