Local Dentist Likes To Wait Until His Fingers Are In Your Mouth Before Striking Up Polite Conversation
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A Betoota Heights dentist has revealed today that he often likes waiting until patients are seated in the chair...
Public School Kid Glad Nation’s Media Is So Obsessed With Little Private School Kunce And Not How Governments Are Failing Public Education
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A student at Green Road State School in Betoota Heights has spoken to The Advocate today about how he...
Man Drinking Full-Strength Coke Not Even Hungover Or In Some Other Internal Turmoil
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Local man Alan Johnson was seen drinking a full-strength Coca-Cola at the park yesterday afternoon, despite not being hungover...
Report: Everything Used To Be So Much Gayer
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactCompanies are being urged to please release us from this hellish monochromatic landscape, as everything from cars, tech products, home appliances, furniture and...
Barnaby Wonders As He Watches Clarkson’s Farm If Stan Or Some Shit Would Ever Let Him Have ‘Barnaby’s Farm’
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With not much else to do until the spring time, former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is catching up...
Karl Stefanovic Forced To Have A Chat With His Brother Peter About The Racist Dog Whistling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | ContactKarl Stefanovic has had to have a stern chat with his attic dwelling brother Peter this morning, as the nation was left feeling...
“This Is Appalling, I Like It” Says Melbourne Man After Kyle Shares Story About Losing Toy Car Up His Arse And Having It Come Out His Mouth A Week...
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The debut of the Kyle and Jackie-O Show in Melbourne took an unexpected turn today as radio host Kyle...
Undercover Bogan Family Extremely Loyal To Both Car Brands And Dog Breeds
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An undercover bogan family from North Brisbane have this week proven just how loyal they are, after it was revealed that they’ve managed...
Uptown Catholic Remembers A Time When Us Rock Choppers Had Our Own Version Of David Jones
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A father of six from Betoota Heights has told The Advocate he remembers a time when the Catholic denizens...
Shock As Another South African Poon Shows Little Respect For The Australian Public
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The wider Australian public has been besmirched by an uppity South African poon again, this time by one that's...
