Nurse Takes To Social Media To Remind Followers She Is, In Fact, A Nurse
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
Local nurse Zara Shipmen (35) has taken to social media as part of a bold and daring campaign to...
Student Disappears Into Intellectual Phase In Haze of Cafe Creme Smoke
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact
After completing his first semester of university, arts student Bernard Carrol (18) has disappeared into his intellectual phase in...
Friends Of Bespectacled Man Try On His Glasses Then Say He’s Blind – If He Didn’t Know Already
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact
City Worker Tom Hankton has worn glasses since the age of 6 has only today realised just how blind...
Group Of Mates Bypass 16 Better Options And Decide To Hit The Casino At 2:30am
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Bryan Coates and his mates have just stumbled out of their favourite pub in Betoota’s trendy meat packing district...
Pious Colleague Crumbles At Work Drinks On The First Friday Of Dry July
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Clerical assistant Nina Barnes (25) believed herself to have an iron will but has ultimately tripped at the first...
“A Couple Of Chips” Identified As Gateway To Half Of Boyfriend’s Meal
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Boyfriends across the nation are on high-alert as Betoota University professors released a report confirming that ‘just a couple of...
Residents Of A Quiet Suburban Cul-De-Sac Lick Their Lips As Skip Bin Appears
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The inhabitants of Spoon Street in the leafy northern suburb of Betoota Grove are salivating this morning, after spotting a newly...
Local Dad Suns Self On The Back Deck Like The Majestic Silverback He Is
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Before heading into battle today, an ageing Betoota Heights father stole a minute to sun himself on his back deck while he enjoyed...
Bill Thinks Up A Few Good Comebacks Just In Case Leyonhjelm Calls Him Names Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Out on his usual Wednesday morning run in Canberra, Opposition leader Bill Shorten took the time to come up...
Andrew Bolt Wakes Up In Hell After Passing Out On The 86 To Northcote
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Southside columnist and Sky News television presenter Andrew Bolt, woke up in the early hours of this morning inside the bowels of his...
