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Scotty From Marketing has today once again proven that he is very capable of living in a fantasy land where he never has to consider or accept the repercussions of his actions.
Speaking to his local GP today during a general check up today, Scotty was informed that his diet of marinara pizzas and Vanilla Coke is in no way sustainable for a 53-year-old man who rarely exercises.
“Look mate, I know it’s hard to hear this kind of stuff, but you’ve really gotta change your lifestyle, and quick” said Dr Brown, a 30-year veteran of general health and medicine.
“I know you sleep a good ten hours a night, that’s good”
“and I know you don’t drink or smoke”
“But that’s not enough to counter the fact that the only vegetables you’ve eaten this year are beer-battered potato chips with chicken salt”
“You’ve gotta mix it up, before it’s too late”
While most Australian men his age are very well aware that they are entering a stage in their life where this kind of stern advice from a medical professional is something they should take very seriously, the Australian Prime Minister appeared horribly offended by the general practitioner’s comments.
“I reject that!” Morrison told Dr Brown.
The GP sighs, as he comes to realise the scale of the Australian Prime Minister’s God complex.
“Scott. That’s not an accusation, these are the facts”
“Do you want to end up with a debilitating illness?”
Morrison replied by saying these kinds of conversations are always very helpful, but he will also look first to what is best for Australia.
“That wasn’t the question though Scott” said the GP.
Scotty snarls.
“But that’s my answer”
The GP sighed and signed another script for blood pressure medication and viagra before waving him out the door.
“Whatever mate. All I’m saying is that things aren’t going to go well for you if you don’t eat a few more greens”
Speaking to the media outside the GP’s office, Morrison underplayed the advice he’d received today.
“Dr Brown doesn’t know what he’s talking about, he doesn’t know what’s going on in the federal cabinet and most of the federal cabinet wouldn’t even know who Dr Brown was” the Prime Minister told the reporters.
At time of press, the Prime Minster’s office was dillegentily backgrounding Dr Brown and leaking text message correspondence between the two of them to the Murdoch press.
