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The nation has become increasingly interested in what images, video and information Angus Taylor has on Prime Minister Scott Morrison.
These concerns follow the confirmation that Angus Taylor is set to head off to Madrid to attend an international Climate Change conference despite the fact he doesn’t actually believe in Climate Change.
The little first-class soiree comes after a running saga of fuck ups from a man many had previously touted as the next leader of the Liberal Party.
The newest of those fuckups are the allegations by Naomi Wolf that Angus Taylor lied in a speech to parliament about Wolf trying to ruin Christmas when they were at Oxford together (which they weren’t).
That trip looms as the NSW police investigate the allegations that the Energy Minister fraudulently altered official documents to claim Clover Moore and her counsellors spent 15 million dollars on travel expenses (when it was only a couple of hundred thousand) in what was a pretty bold attack in hindsight.
That debacle followed allegations he tried to interfere in an investigation into the illegal clearing of grasslands on property he had an interest in.
That was preceded by arguably his biggest hit, when the government bought 80 million dollars worth of water rights from a company he set up and used to direct, at nearly double the price they were estimated to be worth and without opening the process up to the public, in what seems like a very red hot thing to do for someone who was a Rhodes scholar.
The culmination of Angus Taylor’s greatest hits has lead to the nation speculating on whether it’s that fast food thing from the mid-90s, or just something else compromising.
“I’m genuinely curious,” laughed one member of the nation enjoying a 12 dollar rump steak on special at the Lord Betoota Hotel.
“Like it must be pretty good considering how much ScoMo hates Angus, so I can’t wait to find out!”
“I hope it’s pictures, that would be very funny.”
