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The Nightwatchman’s enormous nut has today been awarded the coveted largest scone in Albury, despite being egg free.
This comes as the Prime Minister paid a visit to the Country Women’s Association in Albury, New South Wales.
It is believed that an egg nearly got cracked into the scone, but ended up just skimming it.
C.W.A members present were reportedly horrified by the unconventional egg-free scone.
Videos circulating on social media showed a woman being dragged away after unsuccessful egg protest. She has been identified as a prominent Southern New South Wales baking extremist.
She was seen walking to the event with a six-pack of eggs.
Morrison has since taken to Twitter to blame every single political opponent for his egg-free scone.
“Our farmers have to put up with these same idiots who are invading their farms and their homes.” he posted, somehow insinuating that vegans would waste a caged egg.
“We will stand up to thuggery whether it’s these cowardly activists who have no respect for anyone, or militant unionists standing over small businesses and their employees on work sites.”
