A local 18-year-old has reached new heights in the Halloween costume department tonight after somehow making the much beloved animal, the horse, into something slutty.
Holy Burke showed up to her friend’s house party sporting not much other than some hair extensions and cardboard hooves, which, as you’d expect, caught the eye of nearly every party guest.
One of our reporters happened to be invited to the party and has been able to provide a first hand recount of the event.
“Well, ah, it was definitely something”
“Basically, she had her hair out, it’s long enough to cover her boobs, so on her top she just had that – she said it was the horse’s mane.”
“Then she had some skin coloured hot pants on, with a horse hair tail attached to the back. She said it was real horse!”
“She also made some cardboard hooves and had them over her hands and feet.”
“I don’t know whether I’m impressed or disappointed that she butchered one of my favourite animals.”
Our reporter has managed to interview Holy to see where the inspiration for her costume came from.
“Oh well I love horses for one, but like, obvsiously I’m not going to go in one of those, like, two-person horse suits”
“Then one night I was looking in the mirror and was playing with my hair and thought it was kinda like a horse mane.”
“So, then I just went and cut my horses tail and made some hooves and now I’m here, pretty cute huh!”
More to come.
