CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Australian blue comedy icon, Rodney Rude (75) has finally been given his own network program, after fifty years of touring.
This comes after ABC, Channel Ten and Channel 9 reveal that they’ve exhausted all their other options – as they strive to put every single smug white cunt in the country behind a desk.
“We’ve run out of progressive, open-minded Sydney University-educated white male geniuses” says ABC comedy director, Manning Bahr (35).
“We are at a loss of what to do. Do we just make Pickering do two shows?”
This comes months after the public broadcaster was criticised for their inability to consider and engage with the diverse and cross-cultural Australian audiences, the Australian public broadcaster has today declared their intention to ramp up the amount of content dedicated to white, left-leaning, men spitting wisecracks from behind a desk.
“We made a concerted effort to ramp up how woke our hosts were, just so they could appeal to all demographics. But we’ve run out of woke white male comedians, so we’ve had to go for controversial white male comedians”
The Betoota Advocate approached Rodney Rude for comment but he told us to go and suck our own dicks while sitting on a big black dildo.
We also approached the CEO of Channel 9 for comment but he told us to go and suck our own dicks while sitting on a big black dildo.
