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The nation of Israel has today moved to assure the rest of the global community that bombing a sovereign nation of 90 million people is the right thing to do.
33 years after first claiming that Iran is not far away from having nuclear weapons, Israel has re-iterated that claim today.
“Literally ANYYYYYY decade now,” explained a spokesperson for the Israel government in a exclusive chat with The Betoota Advocate.
“They are so close, so we need to bomb the shit out of them.”
“This has nothing to do with distracting the global community from what’s happening in Gaza, or desperately trying to keep the current leadership regime in power.”
The warnings about the ‘nuclear weapons’ come a few days after a UN agency reported that Iran is not complying with it’s oversight bodies, but does follow US comms from a months ago saying there was no credible threat that Iran was about to be in possession of nuclear weapons.
It also comes a couple of decades after the United States decided to ignore the UN and invade a sovereign country on the premise of ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’ that were never found.
However while the smoke and mirrors of the past haven’t lead to any evidence of threats to the global community, Israel says this time it’s legit.
“Although Iran has never initiated an international conflict or invaded another country, the are definitely gearing up to this time,” continued the Israeli Government spokesperson, who is working with America to potentially kill the leader of another nation.
“And the fact we are signed up to the Nuclear Non-Proliferation agreement with our nuclear weapons isn’t relevant.”
“We must cause global unrest and a potential full blown regional conflict to make sure they aren’t up to no good.”
“Trust us on this.”
