
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local chippy from Betoota Heights has today sent his colleagues into a frenzy, with a sledge for the ages.
Brett Walker, a resident of the pebblecrete capital of the country, did so a short time ago by clarifying that the Gyppies don’t know their ear holes, from their arseholes.
The allegations of anatomical confusion come after he was forced to try and lay some flooring in a small ressie reno in Betoota Grove.
“Fuck me, these blokes are all over the shop,” said the Walker, referencing what he believes is a questionable gyprocked and plastered wall.
“They don’t know their ear hole from their arseholes these blokes,” continued Brett, well known for his repertoire of complex sledges and weird nicknames for people.
“This wall would be more level if I threw a fucking tub of yoghurt at it.”
The gyprockers were unavailable for comment on the allegations, and seemed quite confused as to what we were asking via message.
No more to come.