EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration has revealed his health condition, ‘Epsteindistraction’, in the hopes that sharing such vulnerability will stop people from speculating about his alleged proclivities.
This comes as the White House tried to block The Wall Street Journal from covering a story about an alleged birthday letter Trump sent to convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein for his 50th birthday, which featured a drawing of a naked woman with Trump’s signature inscribed in her pubic area, and an imaginary conversation between Trump and Epstein.
Notable lines include Trump stating, ‘we have certain things in common, Jeffrey, ’ and the mercurial line, also spoken by Trump, who quips, ‘Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?’
Internet sleuths suspect this may be coded language, speculating that ‘enigma’ could be an anagram of the French word ‘gamine’, meaning ‘naughty child’.
Trump has since denied the letter, calling it ‘fake’ and insisting that he did not ‘write that drawing.’ It’s understood that Trump also plans to sue Rupert Murdoch, The Wall Street Journal and News Corp for publishing the piece.
The Epstein files have continued to be a thorn in the side for Trump, as both critics and fans refuse to allow the topic to drop. Despite heavily contributing to the Epstein list ‘conspiracy’ prior to being elected, Trump’s team announced last week that the list ‘did not exist.’
Democrats attempted to vote for a bill that would force the Department of Justice to release the files but were blocked, as all but one Republican opposed it.
As social media shows no signs of letting this go, Trump has been forced to do what he does best – deny, deflect, attack and reverse the offender.
However, it seems that not even his recent health diagnosis, plans to bring back cane sugar in Coca-Cola, or viciously attacking his fan base can stop people from talking about this whole silly Epstein thing.
More to come.
