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The Silly soap dodgers from Divided Kingdom have done it again, it can be confirmed.
With a single solitary Test match complete, the Poms are already claiming a series victory in their tour down under.
Fresh off the back of being allowed to win the First Test in Brisbane, the British, Irish, Scottish, Kiwi, Saffa & Aussie Lions have foolishly assumed a clean sweep over the Wallabies.
Running out 27-19 victors at Lang Park, the silly duffers are seemingly completely unaware that the Wallabies let them take the line out to a sea a bit before sussing out how much they’ll need to reel them in.
“We won the second half comfortably,” laughed a media person from the Wallabies.
“Why do you think we gifted them 3 points in the first 30 seconds of the game.”
“We literally let them bag a couple and get comfortable.”
“Once we realised what they’ve got, we started cooking.”
“We’ll smoke them in 5 days time in Melbourne and then do the same thing in Sydney.”
The Lions are of course trying to pretend like they have an ounce of Michael Jordan in them, and talking about finishing the job in the second game.
“Oh, it’s very cute,” laughed Wallabies captain Harry Wilson.
“Good on them though.”
“If we’d beaten them 3-0 it would have been toys out of the cot and they would never come back.”
“So you obviously have to be pretty pragmatic about this stuff.”
More to come.
