EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle| CONTACT
WHERE IS YOUR HAIR? A local bloke’s self esteem was reduced to rubble this week, after his sister’s toddler decided to loudly point out his rapidly disappearing hairline.
Tom Callahan, 33, was attending a family barbecue when 4-year-old Jacob wandered over and stared intently at his hairline for several seconds too long
“Where is your hair?” Jacob asked, his eyes brimming with childlike wonder.
Tom, who’d been in denial about his Norwood curse, was left stunned by the remark, made all the worse by the chuckles from family members who’d been too polite to point it out.
He has since harboured irrational angry thoughts towards the inquisitive child, and insists he knows exactly what he’s doing.
It’s alleged this is not the first time Jacob has weaponised his unchecked curiosity against unsuspecting adults.
Last month he asked a man why his teeth were yellow, and earlier this year he informed her aunty she was ‘fat like their dog.’
More to come.
