WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local Coogee resident is today enjoying his 5th straight week of treason.
Cormac Gallagher, a 29-year-old paddy who came to Australia in search of sandier shores a few years ago, explained that his ‘proper excited like’ for this weekend.
Forking out an arm and a leg, the young man from Country Wexford and the banks of the River Slaney said that he’s raring to go for this weeks game.
“No such ting as a dead rubber now,” said Cormac to our reporter over his 3rd pint of Guinness for the afternoon.
“Like these boys are chasing history like.”
“Lions. Lions. Lions,” chanted the man who has taken a break from wearing exercise tops with his dyed jeans to the pub, and is rocking the British and West British polo.
When pressed on how he can possibly support this colonial institution that is the Lions, Cormac shrugged.
“No like it’s a bit of fun,” said the man who is a fan of the new anti-ira rugby anthem that has swept stadiums around the world.
The local West-Brit then sought to defend the Lions in more detail, glossing over the fact that the Scots don’t even get a mention, and are simply lumped in with the British.
“Besides like, half the team is from the Southern Hemisphere, so it’s not too bad anyway.”
The local Anglophile then accused our reporter of trying to make everything political, before mulling off to ponder his support for the country that wronged his own, so many times.
