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Much to the dismay of the average Australians sitting around them, a group of private school alumni are this evening performing what’s known as a ‘verbal circle jerk’ at Betoota East pub, The Gum.
A verbal circle jerk happens when a group of men, typically from posh private school backgrounds, arouse one another with stories of privilege.
A good circle jerk is often determined by how obnoxiously loud the group are, how much back-slapping there is and how often they talk about wealth.
Our reporter happened to be on the scene to overhear the obnoxious group of men when they were mid-way through discussing where they would send their children to school.
“Oh, I will definitely send mine to Betoota Grammar,” said Toby, who it’s believed has had to have extra pockets sewn onto his sports coat to fit all of the tickets he has on himself.
“Only if he has a nice high forehead because Mum says that’s a sign of good breeding.”
Toby pasued then giggled.
“Ohoho boys remember that time we drove all of our Golfs on the school oval and pumped 50 Cent through the speakers, what a laugh” Toby continued, the plum nearly falling out of his mouth from laughter.
“Gosh, those were the days,”
Judging by the amount of back-slapping and their obsession with wealth, it’s believed the group are having a very satisfying circle jerk.
“So, who’s going to come to Yamba this year?”
