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Aside from threatening to block the coalition government’s new plan for corporate tax cuts, One Nation leader Pauline Hanson says she is completely under-stimulated at work, and literally has nothing to talk about or complain about.
This comes as the coalition government dominates the headlines for over a month after revelations that they might’ve replaced our last Prime Minister without asking any of us.
News of Malcolm Turnbull’s exit from politics has also stolen oxygen from the increasingly weakened One Nation party – as the limelight for novelty politics begins to be tested by a growing crowd of shortlived minor parties.
Even the now resigned Jacqui Lambie appears to be getting more media than Pauline Hanson in the lead up to a possible May election.
“Pauline isn’t being allowed to grow in her role as leader of One Nation and Federal Senator” says an anonymous staffer close to the far-right redhead.
“She’s been held back by real issues and legitimate political scandals”
In the meantime, Pauline Hanson and her staffers are scouring news reports closely to find any sign of religiously-motivated crime in the outskirts of Australia’s eastern cities, so that she can return to making the case that multiculturalism has failed in Australia.
“Even if it isn’t religiously-motivated – we’ll still have it” said the One Nation staffer.
“Anyone of middle eastern appearance will do. Even these African gangs Tracey Grimshaw was talking about have dropped off during the AFL finals”
“Come on, give us some scary brown fellas causing shit down south. Fuck all is happening in Ipswich”
