WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Political beings around the nation are eagerly licking their lips, it can be confirmed today.
The cause of salivation comes as the likes of the West and South get prepared to watch what deranged shit Queensland is going to offer up on Saturday.
Famous for delivering curveballs on election day, many commentators around the country have mused about what might unfold this weekend.
With our great state coming off the back of a Greenslide and hosting a swathe of yellow, orange and grey candidates once again this time around, those who care are looking on with bated breath.
“Are we going to see a blue wipe out? A red wall collapse? Some former professional athlete surge home only to say some cooked shit on election night,” asked one tired political commentator who spoke to us under the condition of anonymity, and desperately needs this campaign to end.
“Are they going to banish all of the Greens after making the famously stereotyped Redneck state the home of the Independent party?”
“Will Clive wreak havoc and see the sitting Opposition Leader booted from his seat?”
“Who fucking knows.”
“And that’s the beauty of Queensland.”
“All the southern elites think they can underestimate the great north, and time and time again they get it wrong.”
“It’s something to do with it being the only state where more people live outside the capital city than it.”
“But you can never put the finger on what a Queenslander might do.”
“So, just sit back and enjoy what happens in the coming days.”
More to come.
