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The man who stormed back into the US presidency on the back of promises like ending America’s involvements in overseas wars, has gotten himself involved in another war.
US President Donald Trump has today impressed the American and global community by threatening to kill the head of a foreign state.
Fresh off the back of telling a 10 million person city to just pack up and leave so Israel can bomb the shit out of it with all the weapons America sold them, Donald Trump has issued a warning to Iranian Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.
24 hours after it was revealed he poo pooed Israel’s plan to kill the leader of a country of 90 million people, Donald Trump has ominously said the Ayatollah ‘is safe, for now.’
His comments come as violence between the two powers of Israel and Iran escalates, threatening to spill into a full blown regional conflict.
They also come after a long few years of telling the world that he is an anti-war president who wants to put America first.
However, now a few months into his second term, the President has thankfully caved and leaned into the long held US tradition of starting, fuelling and profiting of war and it’s countless list of horrors.
“Yeah, I was curious when he said he didn’t want America to be involved in any wars,” laughed geopolitical expert Aaron Anderson from South Betoota Polytechnic’s humanities department.
“But it’s good to see he is now honouring the precedent of geopolitical unrest that ramped up after the second World War and has continued to this day.”
“Just sitting back and profiting off the arms sales to a couple of waring countries and the warhawktuah’ed global community isn’t good enough.”
“The United States needs to destroy a country and create entire generations of impoverished and radicalised young men who hate the West and everything it stands for.”
“So it’s great that he is finally living up to his potential.”
More to come.
