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Former Australian swimming champion James Magnussen has today been accused of a causing a bit of a scene, at the Royal Betoota Domestic Qantas Terminal.
The incident comes amidst a trip to the Betoota trials for the Enhanced Games, which Magnussen is trying to ‘juice up to the gill’s to win.
The man formerly known as The Missile, who now goes by the title MOAB (Mother of All Bombs), was caught up in an altercation with a member of the airport’s Qantas lounge.
The heated exchange came after a reported issue with the lounge’s designated toasted sandwich maker.
After trying and failing to toast a sandwich with four slices of cheese and nigh on half a kilo of ham, Magnussen reportedly was incensed to learn that the toastie machine was broken.
That then led to a bit of a disagreement about Magnussen’s 4th lunch of the day, with the swimmer allegedly flying into a fit of roid rage.
“Fuck, doing my head in,” Magnussen was heard saying, with his new found bacne poking through his singlet.
“Bloke just wants to get a toastie and can’t even get that,” he then sighed.
“I’ve already eaten 8 pieces of fruit and a couple of un-toasted sandwiches and just wanted a nice chunk of drippy molten cheese before I got on my flight.”
“Not that much to ask, far out,” he then finished crushing a bottle of juice in his hand.
More to come.
