EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A local woman has yet again failed to listen to any instructions at her group fitness class this afternoon, after spending the first ten minutes yapping with one of her workout buddies.
Having not seen this particular workout buddy (Julia) for an entire week, Alex Nettle, 29, could be heard giving her a rundown of all the work drama, dating woes and an upcoming bottomless brunch she was planning, all of which has to be quickly explained while the trainer took the class through all the stations.
But luckily, as an elite-level yapper, Alex has mastered the art of cramming a week’s worth of life updates into a ten-minute window. Even if it means having absolutely no idea what she’s supposed to be doing in class.
“I had the worst date from hell the other night,” Alex could be heard telling Julia, oblivious that the trainer had just given her a number, “he stuck a piece of gum behind his ear and kept calling his mum ‘birthgiver.’
“And then he leaned in to kiss me and the gum fell out from BEHIND HIS EAR.”
Unfortunately for Alex, the trainer could be heard clapping and his hands and calling for everyone to get to their first stations, which meant she’d have to park the rest of the grisly details until after class.
“Wait sorry what’s my station haha!”
More to come.
