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A French Quarter man with rent due today is annoyed with the current state of the world.
With the threat of nuclear war starting in Iran, shitbox renter Benny Gibbs said he doesn’t want to pay for the next two weeks if he’s just going to be vapourised next week by a thermonuclear device.
The 35-year-old no-hoper spoke to The Advocate this morning on the D45 electric trolleybus to the city.
“I reckon it’s bullshit,” he said.
“I with that stupid orange c**t would make his mind up.”
Several passengers turned to see who drop a c-bomb on the bus at 7:22am.
“If he’s going to drop the atom bomb on Iran then the Russians or the Chinese will probably drop some on America. I know the Chinese would be itching to drop one on us,” he added.
“So you can see what I mean. I with that fucking sucked mango seed looking c**t would decide today because I need to pay it today. My landlord too is an absolute cocksucker, he demands I pay him cash in an envelope. Not only do I need to get fucking cash out of the wall, I need to get an envelope, too. I usually just pocket one from the card section at Woolies but it’s a lot of admin just to keep that silly old fat c**t happy.”
Benny then excused himself before putting his face to the open bus window and spitting out a large golly.
It flew back in an open window at the back of the bus and splatted against a lady’s cardigan.
Our reporter then turned around and pretended not to know Benny, who was now trying to talk his way out of getting his chin punched off and his liver booted by a man with nothing to lose.
More to come.
