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The Federal Government has today slammed the banking sector for once again, pushing their left-wing agenda down regular Aussie’s throats.

David Littleproud the Minister for Agriculture, Drought and Emergency Management (three things directly and severely impacted by the effects of climate change) has accused ANZ of ‘virtue signalling’ for taking steps out of coal.

Under the bank’s new policy, they will aim to help the transition to net-zero emissions by 2050 and stop financing any new coal mines including expansions by 2030.

While most people would assume that a sector responsible for fees for no service, fees for dead people, widespread predatory behaviour in regards to farmers going bankrupt in the drought, predatory lending, gouging of interest rates, money laundering, and all of the other crook shit that came out in the Royal Commission were actually profit-driven capitalist enterprises, David Littleproud says they need to stop pandering to the left.

“Mate, it’s our job to come up with policy to combat the greatest challenge our generation is facing, and we shouldn’t have large business showing us the way on this,” said the Minister who fucked the coal industry by causing China to stop Australian imports.

“Scott and our government talked heaps of shit about China to score cheap political points that caused widespread trade bans on our biggest export markets, so we can’t have the banks making our life even harder.”

“So, I’m going against the word of every single Liberal and National politician in history, and interfering in the market,” he continued.

“Because that’s what we do when businesses do something we don’t like.”

“So ANZ, pull your finger out and finance coal mines that don’t stack up economically.”

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