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The NSW Premier lightly headbutted her office wall this afternoon after the state’s police force has yet again been caught doing something illegal.
“I mean, why do I even bother,” she said seconds before butting the sandstone.
“Like, ‘Oh, here you go Micko. He’s a nice big pay rise. I’m probably going to get a truckload of criticism over doing this but you told me you wanted to get a new boat for summer and do up the beach house blah blah blah’ and you throw it back in my face like this,”
“It just does my head in.”
The Premier’s phone rang. She sighed and walked back to the desk. Her secretary was on the other end of the line.
“Premier, David Elliot has shown up uninvited and wants to see you.”
She closed her eyes and sighed again.
“Oh, Christ. What the hell does he want? Can you tell him I’m not here?”
The Premiers secretary said she could that and Gladys thanked for.
More to come.
