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Australia’s very own big dog of North London has today issued an ultimatum to the big big dogs.

Top Boy Ange has today told the owner of the Tottenham Hotspur Football club to come down the ends and chat.

“Wagwan Wendellll,” said Ange via Zoom a short time ago, following his sides’ dismantling of European powerhouses Bodo/Glimt.

“Dem pussioes in charge of the club gotta come down the caf and start chatin p’s with the mandem.”

“Making the Europa League ain’t no likkle ting like.”

Ange’s comments come after his embattled sporting team managed to make it through to the final of the Europa League, making him the first Australian to do so.

The Europa League is the second tier of representative European football below the Champions League, and while not exactly the highest standard, still a significant thing to win.

Winning it would also secure lucrative and much after Champions League football, which isn’t happening currently with Spurs languishing in 16th spot on the Premier League table.

The potential of securing that Champions League spot and winning the first piece of silverware for a long long time, has led commentators to speculate that Top Boy Ange won’t get the sack if he wins.

“Different story now innit,” smirked Ange.

“I told dem man that I win tings in my second year.”

“Swear down.”

“Proper badman on the block.”

The Spurs owner has yet to respond to the meeting request.

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