WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The Member for Kennedy has today taken it upon himself to look after the constituents of another electorate.
The great Bob Katter has rolled into Noosa this morning, and he means business.
Following reports of a croc sighting on the Sunny Coast, Bob has turned up with his trusty 12 gauge and a mood for pest control.
“Time to squash a crocaroach,” smirked Bob Katter, in his most succinct initial quote in history.
Bob’s quest to clean up the Sunny Coast comes after allegations from a local dog walker that a 3 and a half metre croc had been spotted way down south.
While the Facebook post from a questionable profile on a community Facebook page is yet to be properly verified, a couple of other blokes have since come forward to reveal they actually picked up a croc on their fish finder over the weekend.
Fronting TV cameras the pair said they spotted the outline of a croc on their sounder after noticing a distinct lack of fish biting – something which is definitely out of the ordinary for most people…
In the wake of the online discussion about the croc sighting not far to the north of Brisbane, Bob Katter has since promised to sort the situation out.
“Well, if there is one of these crocaroaches sniffing around one of my favourite spots for a holiday, which let me tell you have changed quite a bit since I first came down here, there was a family who used to run the ice-cream and I remember it being the first time I ever had mint ice-cream.”
“Now this croc, if it’s anywhere with 100ks of Noosa, I’ll find it, and I’ll make sure it doesn’t pose a danger to the general public.”
“Rest assured.”
In a sign of his business first mindset, Bob then terminated the interview in record time and trudged off down to the beach.
More to come.
