WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A local four and a half month old has taken the piss this morning, it can be confirmed.
Brixxley Angus from the town’s rendered brick capital of Betoota Heights, did so a short time ago after causing a headache for his mum.
With Brixxley and his mum Ashley heading out for a coffee date with a couple of other mums, Ashley thought she’d get a change of nappy and outfit in before stepping foot out the door.
Revealing a nice clean nappy that only had a few drops of wee setting off the blue line, Ashley sighed and got about getting her young fella sorted.
With a relatively placated little man, Ashley was able to seamlessly go about the change, until disaster struck.
Putting the final button in place and preparing to put Brixxley in the pram, the young fella decided to unleash the mother of all shits, into his fresh clean nappy.
“Yeah, he timed his run perfectly,” sighed Ashley.
“So I let him excrete a bit more of the good stuff before changing him again.”
“And then just when I’d sorted his new much less cute outfit and put him in the pram, he vomited on himself.”
“One of those days,” she laughed.
“He was very pleased with himself.”
More to come.
